a memecoin for the tired

SmartRabbit

$RABBIT

A rabbit in glasses has been sitting at that laptop for four years now. He doesn’t swap. He reads. Occasionally he chews the cable.

Trade $RABBIT on PONS Explain first
🥕 Emergency carrot Emergency level: comfortably low.
A rabbit in black glasses sitting at an open laptop
researching again
drag a carrot onto the rabbit eaten: 0

He’s pretending to be busy. He’s actually waiting.

section one

Who is Smart Rabbit

(good question, approximate answer)

He’s smart

At the very least he owns glasses. Opens the charts, nods, closes the charts. Buys nothing. Waits. That is the strategy — the most underrated one in crypto.

He’s calm

Red candle? The rabbit finishes his carrot. Green candle? The rabbit finishes his carrot. Around here we just breathe and post ears from time to time.

by the way  he owns sunglasses and wears them for no reason at all. We don’t get it either.

the section everyone scrolls past

Tokenomics

honest and boring, as a cozy rabbit’s should be

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instructions

How to get $RABBIT

three steps, order matters

A Robinhood Chain wallet

Use an EVM wallet connected to Robinhood Chain and keep a little ETH for the trade and gas.

Open the official PONS page

Use the button on this site and verify that the token address ends in 102D.

Swap, then close the tab

Choose the amount, review the PONS quote and confirm in your wallet. The rabbit believes in you.

Chain: Robinhood Chain (4663) · gas token: ETH · venue: PONS v2.

photo archive

The rabbit, various states

A rabbit wearing black sunglasses
friday evening
A rabbit in glasses sticking out its tongue
saw his own chart
A rabbit in round glasses on a checkered blanket
reading the docs

rabbit utilities · peer reviewed by nobody

Highly scientific rabbit tools

Two utilities built by one rabbit and a laptop fan that has not stopped since 2021. The emergency carrot moved upstairs.

Ask the rabbit

He has read every tab on the internet. Wisdom is not guaranteed.

The ears are currently buffering…

Chart excuse machine

For moments when the candle does something emotionally complicated.

No excuse generated. Surprisingly professional.

rabbit facts nobody requested

Has never panic-sold. Forgot the wallet password.
Reads every whitepaper. Understands the pictures.
Indoor sunglasses: +40 focus, −12 peripheral vision.
Laptop uptime: 1,461 days and one concerning smell.
Portfolio allocation: 62% carrots, 38% open tabs.
Natural predator: the low-battery notification.

roadmap

Plans, roughly

now$RABBIT is live on the PONS bonding curve. The verified contract is published above.
launch daySmart Rabbit launched on Robinhood Chain via PONS.
after thatA sticker pack with ears. Mandatory. Not a joke — the only firm item on this list.
later stillThe rabbit finally explains the indoor sunglasses.
somedayNothing. And that is the whole point.